Donald Trump or Alf?

RANT: The first presidential debate was last night and everyone was watching. Not because everyone was actually interested in hearing a civil and logical debate about the issues, but because everyone wanted to hear all the ridiculous things Donald Trump had to say. Even the people who hate him still want to hear what he has to say because it gives them ammunition for their social media posts.

So no, I didn’t watch the debate. Not because I hate Donald Trump, but because that debate wasn’t meant to give us a clear understanding of where the candidates stood on the issues. That debate was meant encourage even more uninformed opinions. It was like watching a really long Buzzfeed video. I’d rather read the transcript of the debate and highlight the parts where the candidates talked about issues that mattered to me the most and not watch some shit show that was meant to give people something to tweet about. End of Rant.

Anyway, here’s a short list of people who I believe are more qualified than Donald Trump to be president:

#1 Alf – Yes, I know technically he’s an illegal alien but he’s very charismatic and is good at making new friends. Which is exactly what we need when it comes to foreign relations, just as long as they don’t have a pet cat.
#2 The “ain’t nobody got time for that” lady – I think we all want a president who’s going to tell it like it is. Global warming – ain’t nobody got time for that!
#3 The Monster from Stranger Things – You think terrorists would f*ck with a country that can send them to the upside down?
#4 The Voice from my Waze App – She knows her way around the world and I feel safer when she’s in charge. And being a native Los Angeleno who frequents the 405, their campaign slogan is everything, “Outsmarting Traffic, Together“, they already have my vote!
#5 Whoever this guy is: